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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as:
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.
Also, Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
DEAR DESPERATE ,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program, These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limitedmemory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
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It’s accompanied by soothing Hawaiian music and is very well done. It’s a segment of in flight entertainment offered on Hawaiian Airlines, so if you’re going to be flying to Hawaii in the next month or so you can get a sneak preview.
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
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I’ve finally found the format that will work best to keep our newsletter subscribers updated on a regular basis. In the past, I’ve been somewhat limited by the format of the newsletter. I had to have our website guru Beverly, of emerge-solutions.com “archive” each old issue of the newsletter before I could begin a new one. Then the entire newsletter was available for viewing as I was in the process of entering new content. Very cumbersome for me.
So now someone wishing to see this content will need to click on “Subscribe to RSS” in order to see my posts as they happen. I’ll still be doing the same content as before and the old titles from the newsletter have been copied onto the blog. I’ll also now be able to bring back something quite a few people missed and that was our jokes page. The jokes will be lumped together onto a page called “Uncategorized”. You’ll also find the quotes that I’m fond on posting, which can also be found on the Hideaway Cove Facebook page.