Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Life isn’t about waiting for storms to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

When you get older, lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.

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