Math Quiz
Here is a math problem that is bound to amaze you.
1. Grab a calculator. (You won't be able to do this one in your head.)
Make sure you hit the equals (=) key after each step.
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code)
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2
Do you recognize the answer?
Remember The Milk Man?
These are actual notes left for the milk man over the years.
Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one.
Please leave an extra pint of paralyzed milk.
Sorry not to have paid your bill before, but my wife had a baby,
and I've been carrying it around in my pocket for weeks.
When you leave my milk, knock on my bedroom window and wake
me because I want you to give me a hand to turn the mattress.
Please knock. My TVs broken down, and I missed last night's SOPRANOS.
If you saw it, will you tell me what happened?
Milk is needed for the baby. Father is unable to supply it.
From now on please leave two pints every day and one pint on the days in
between, except Wednesdays and Saturdays when I don't want any milk.
MY back door is open. Please put milk in 'fridge, get money out of cup in drawer
and leave change on kitchen table, because we want to play bingo tonight.
Please leave no milk today. When I say today, I mean tomorrow,
for I wrote this note yesterday or is it today?
No milk today. Please do not leave milk at No. 14 either as he is dead until further notice.
When you come in with the milk, please put the coal on the boiler, let dog out,
and put newspaper inside the screen door. P.S. Don't leave any milk.
Do You Know Or Do You Care...?
A catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, more than any other animal.
A flea can jump 350 times its body length, which is like a human jumping the length of a football field.
A cockroach will live nine days without its head. The only reason it doesn't live longer is that it is unable to eat.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump (thankfully).
A cat's urine glows under a black light
An Ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
Fish haven't got brains.
Any time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider?
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
Polar bears are left handed.
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